What did Brigadoon look like in 2006? What about all of those stages? Who was that little guy, making his first Winfield visit?  Where did the cat (and all of those fleas) come from? Did anyone really see the fire dancer? the Jam Busters? the Maiden of Blue Thong?  Was there really poison to be purged from the body?  How many banjos can you leave in your tent before they reproduce? and do banjos have to mate to reproduce? and how do you sex a banjo, or is a banjo asexual?

We have the answers to all of your Brigadoon questions: researched, annotated, and otherwise concocted in the cold light of day, without ButterShots.  And truthiness is our watchword.  So my stories might not be factual, but they are true.

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!